My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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