I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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