Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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