My girlfriend figured out who you are.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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