If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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