Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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