Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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