they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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