okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
My ass is underappreciated
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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