well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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