I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
No more Irish car bombs ever.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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