How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
