He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
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