Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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