I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
you win again, gameday.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Randomize
