is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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