Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
You need Xanax blowdarts
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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