Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Can I color on your dick again?
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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