Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
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