So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
we're making bets on your personal life
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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