DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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