I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
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