I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
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