Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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