I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
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