is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
You need a sexual gate keeper
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
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