You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
This gyro tastes like lonliness
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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