Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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