That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
