i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
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