yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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