As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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