she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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