S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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