Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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