I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Vodka?
Forever.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
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