Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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