id be glad to
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
tell your sister to shave her snatch
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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