your parents love me but you hate me
hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
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