So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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