i barfeds in our rink
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
Randomize
