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Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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