I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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