That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
our cab driver is having phone sex.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
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