I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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