Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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