Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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