Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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