This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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