Its about making memories worth repressing
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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