At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Randomize
