he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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